nasturbate:

BREAKING NEWS: Lady Gaga splits the ocean and leads the gays to the promised land

(Source: nasturbate, via soopertroopers)

so-personal:

everything personal♡

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via ruinedchildhood)